Congress Moves to Implement Nonsensical Data Retention Law

Nearly intact mammoth skeleton found in L.A.
He had a rough life during the Ice Age, walking around with a couple of broken ribs and a possibly cancerous lesion on his jaw before dying at a young age.
Congress Moves to Implement Nonsensical Data Retention Law
The bills (one in the Senate, one in the House) have nice names, but they would require you and I, assuming we have routers in our houses, as well as ISPs and hotspots, to maintain records on users for two years. Yes, you read that right, you and I, as well.